"You remove motherboards from old, used up, and goodfur' nutn' computers and use them as wallpaper."
I'm that geek, This is a pic of the wall in my shop.
From left to right...an IBM PC-XT 8088, 386-SX16, 486 DX2-66, 586-100, Pentium II 350 and Pentium III 500.
I'm missing a 286, but the "Wall of Shame" will continues to grow.
AMD here I come.