Norwegian CV-blunders:
Proven ability to track down and correct erors.
Spesial skills: Thyping.
I speak English floatingly.
I am skilled in proolreading.
I'm a rabid typist.
I have an obsession for detail. I like to make sure that i cross my i's and not my t's.
Left my job to ruin my family business.
I am experienced in private relations.
Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.
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Source:
http://www.dagbladet.no/kunnskap/2004/10/15/411432.html
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